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Jim Bradford BAND: Tunes

Dental Hygienist

(Jim Bradford)
JB

I like my dental hygienists. They are sexy.

I thought this song would have universal appeal, but apparently, some people don't like to go to the dentist. go figure.

Dental Hygienist – jim Bradford ©

 

I love my dental hygienist

She puts her fingers in my mouth

Would it be unprofessional

To go on and ask her out?

 

Her brow furrows in concentration

Her scrubs heave in perfect time

I see deep meaning in her eyes

As she checks out my cuspid line

 

          I love my dental hygienist

          And her caring touch

          If she were to look down

          She'd see I love her very much

 

                   Gentle Gentle Gentle dental hygienist

                   My love is true, true

                   You mean a lot to me

                   Am I just another mouth to you?

 

Now I get a cleaning every 6 months or so

But that's not what this is about

My dental hygienist

She moves her fingers in and out

 

So I'm gonna a go to dental school

So I can see what turns her drill

We been dating for a while now

And I'm sure she's say "I will."

 

          I love my dental hygienist

          And her caring touch

          If she were to look down

          She'd see I love her very much

 

                   Gentle Gentle Gentle dental hygienist

                   My love is true, true

                   You mean a lot to me

                   Am I just another mouth to you?

 

Now I brush after every meal

And I floss every day

'Cause I love my hygienist

But my dentist is a bit of a drag